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TWISTED BEAST CUM LUBE

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Regular price£14.95
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Like it when it gets messy? Give into your cravings with our Loaded Cum Lube.

Our cum lube mimics the real thing perfectly, so you can happily paint your hole with pure milky, sticky, stringy cum. 

We’ve formulated this lube to be water-based and non-toxic - so yes, can get it all over your face and mouth.

AQUA, GLYCERIN, HYDROXYETHYLCELLULOSE, SODIUM BENZOATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, SODIUM ACETATE, ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL, CELLULOSE, CITRIC ACID

We offer free UK Shipping when you spend over £39.95 and as cheap as £2.95 when you don't.

The shipping services we offer are;

  • Royal Mail 24 Tracked - £3.95
  • Royal Mail 48 Tracked - £2.95 or free when you spend over £39.95
  • Parcelforce Express 24 - £4.95
  • UPS Standard/UPS Express - Calculated at checkout
  • UPS Express/Standard - Next working day
  • Parcelforce Express - Next working day
  • Royal Mail 24 Tracked - 1 working day
  • Royal Mail 48 Tracked - 2 working days
Due to the nature of the product and the inherent difficulty in shipping it we do not accept exchanges or returns on any bottles. If your order arrives damaged or with incorrect items we will of course remedy the situation.

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Lube FAQs

Yep! Our cum lube is non-toxic, so get it all over your face, hole and yes, down your throat.

You have a few options when it comes to anal.

Silicone lube is going to be the standard go to for most anal sex. The main benefit is that it doesn't dry out as fast as water-based lubes, so you won't need to reapply as often. That being said, you can of course use water-based lubes.

If you want a bit more of an in-depth read on this, you can read out guide on what the best lube for anal sex is.

When it comes to fisting you're going to want to use a lube that provides maximum glide and doesn't dry out often.

While you can use silicone lube, we recommend Xlube as a fisting go to.

Xlube comes dry in a bottle, and makes up to 20 litres of wet lube. You can read here how to mix Xlube.

This one's easy - all types of lube can be used for wanking!

Water-based lube is perfectly fine to use, but you will need to reapply more often than silicone lube.

Our Bator Lube however is specially formulated for wanking. It provides maximum glide for masturbation and doesn't dry out easily - meaning you can wank your heart out without needing to worry about reapplying every five minutes.

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We know you want your order as quickly as possibly so if you order before 13:00 Monday to Friday and we'll ship your order the same day.

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